Avocado is awesome. Cut it in half, take out the pip, dig a bit more out, take off the skin, crack an egg into the middle, close it up, wrap in bacon, grate cheese on the top and whack it in the oven/under a grill. Hard to get it right without the egg going everywhere but tastes ****ing amazing.
The man was talking about a life of no bacon and if anyone said no ****ing before then fair play I may have also read that and then cast it away in my mind where **** that should be, isn't anymore.
Spurlock at sundown: https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/diet-fat-man-who-makes-260nw-687665302.jpg
Several locations, I'd like to say for security reasons but its because I forget where I put the other ones mainly.
Im sorry but that's the kinda **** @Tel gives his mrs in the hope of an over trouser rub sometime that month. Egg and bacon ruined by a **** potato.
I do love, home made burger, lamb mince (seasoned) 4 bacon (smoked), a shallow poached egg, pineapple ring, home made burger sauce with chopped red onion, chillis and thin ginger slices. Salad (no Tom's) Tiger bread bun with salted butter.
