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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Got to say fair play to Tottenham Hotspur, they have melted down all of their trophies to provide the NHS with vital equipment. London hospitals have thanked them for their new pair of tweezers.
     
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    Just had a letter from the NHS saying that my Covid-19 test and subsequent medical treatment can only be provided at a newly opened facility based inside Stamford Bridge.

    To avoid any unnecessary expense please don't send flowers to my funeral.
     
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    I asked my farmer friend how many sexual partners he's had.

    He started counting but fell asleep.......
     
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    A US vicar has died after injecting himself with disinfectant.

    President Trump is being charged with a bleach of the priest...
     
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    Sorry if I’m a bit vague, l’m being socially distant.
     
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    I’m seeking government funding for my new married baby boomers association, here in Oz.

    It called the Menopausal Husbands Club, for a bunch of homeless Old dicks like myself.

    Wish me luck!
     
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