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Off Topic Spurlock’s Ramadan Diary 2020

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Apr 23, 2020.

  1. Sucky

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    Politics thread fall out victim?
     
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    have you seen Aldo run?

    <laugh>

    bare funny wobbles
     
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  3. Sucky

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    Its disgusting.
     
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  4. brb

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    Not politics as such.
     
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  5. Saf

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    Was gunna post some juicy pictures until I seen this.

    Won’t bother until Saturday, now.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I forgot about the whole smoking weed thing because of nothing passing through your mouth. Unlucky bro. You must be able to have a sneaky one surely, the almighty one can’t watch everything, he’s gotta sleep sometime...

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  8. Spurlock

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    chapter 2 verse 255:

    Allah is He besides Whom there is no god, the Everliving, the Self-subsisting by Whom all subsist; slumber does not overtake Him nor sleep; whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His; who is he that can intercede with Him but by His permission?

    looked into it in 1996
     
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  9. Saf

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    Very sneaky...

    Oh well you’re ****ed lol - how many hours will you have to go without a spliff?
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    about 19 I reckon
     
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    Wow. Fair play bro, that’s a long hard slog...

    You should eat some brownies just before daylight and they’ll keep you stoned for hours afterwards. #TopTip
     
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    lovin the loop hole bruv
     
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    my priest told me loopholes are the quickest route to hell. The almighty hates our arrogance.

    then he told me to pull my pants down.
     
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    Sounds like it was written about chaos.
     
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    My beer is pretty good. Got 36 pints of the stuff to get through. Actually, 35 now.
     
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    I’m making bourbon sours. Just made a blueberry syrup for it. Annoyingly need to wait for it to cool down before use.
     
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    What are they?
     
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    Cocktail.

    1 part bourbon
    1/2 part lemon juice
    1/2 part syrup
    2 egg whites
    Ice
    Shake
    Sieve
    Pour.
     
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    If you need to make the syrup it’s equal part water, caster sugar. Then blueberry in once it’s boiling. Simmer for 10 mins. Cool and you have a syrup. The syrup will also work in a bramble.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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