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  1. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    Guitarists if you are suffering from anxiety, try buying a fretless Bass.
     
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    I went into my local hardware shop and asked the man behind the counter for a bottle of methylated spirits.

    The man said "I'm sorry, but I've heard you're an alcoholic and you'll only end up drinking it! So I'm not going to serve you!"

    I assured him that it was mistaken identity and I needed it to clean my paintbrushes. So, after 5 minutes of pleading, he begrudgingly took a bottle off the shelf and handed it to me.

    "Oh, you not got a cold one?", I said.
     
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    Today he’s doing the stairs . One flight at a time.....
     
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    31E7771B-AE51-4937-87A4-1BD9BEB7B32D.jpeg <laugh>
     
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    My wife says I'm getting fat, but in my defence...

    I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
     
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    He said he may do this as a business. I said it could Take Off
     
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  7. Schrodinger's Cat

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    "lucy in the sky with diamonds"



    John lennon was **** at cluedo.
     
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    The queen loves her birthday present I see.

    A97AD877-9224-4A51-B216-25440DEFFE50.jpeg
     
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    This is cute

     
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    Happy St George’s Day.
     
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  13. Schrodinger's Cat

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    1500 dragon free years and counting...
     
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    In Catalunya it is "el día de los libros y las rosas rojas."
     
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    About 5 years ago we were in Calella, just along the coast from Barcelona, on April 23rd. They really love San Jorge there!
     
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    Met a lovely girl from Chesterfield who was staying in Calella (I was staying in Lloret de Mar) at a country bbq with running wine from a fountain and managed to sneak on to her coach at the end...:grin: That was in my wild single youthful days of course!
     
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    sauron.jpg
     
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    There is absolutely no reason for posting these except I find them amusing. Easily pleased.

    please log in to view this image

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Made me chuckle. Story by Dean Saunders about Brian Clough

     
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