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    To find captain haddocks
     
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    Spare fishing rod which
     
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    Snowy had buried with
     
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    His anti-bacterial paw gel
     
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    Kept next to his
     
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    Manikin cigars and Gitanes
     
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    Now that’s a smelly
     
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    Combination for anyone to
     
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    Put up with because
     
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    Air freshener isn’t cheap
     
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    And a non essential
     
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    Unlike wine and beer
     
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    and bottles of JD
     
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    And even pink Gin
     
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    or Mother's ruin as
     
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    Teresa said taking another
     
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    mouthful of alcoholic drink
     
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    Me said Alice to
     
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    the Vicar of Dibley
     
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