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Now all we need is somebody behind him capable of breaking up play...

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Really surprised to see Solanke pressing more than anyone else in the league and by quite a margin, too.
Nearly every other minute and with a decent success rate.

 

Known as Slow and Lanky at Bournemouth. He might be good at pressing but useless with the ball at his feet. Likely to be as big a waste of money for them as Ibe.

 

The blue whale has a vagina that 6 people can lie down in. Nevertheless, it has only the 3rd largest cnut in the world. Donald Trump and Piers Morgan are in competition for the No. 1 and No. 2 spots.

 

Pretty sure that we've got someone else vying for first place...

 

I know he will divide opinion (cue smithy with his views on the early 70s Leeds team) but very sad to hear about Norman Hunter. Whilst a ferocious tackler, he was also a decent footballer and under used internationally.

 

I did not know that he was part of the 66 world cup squad as well , another one taken too early by corona

 

Yeah. Lots of the guys that didn't get on the pitch are hardly remembered, with 1 obvious exception.

 

Who we have good news as Jimmy is out of hospital.

 

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RCL, I need your help, please, you are a teacher.

Due to lockdown, I am having to educate my 6 year old UK daughter.

Maths is no problem, I'm an Engineer.

Geology/Geography/Geological history (including climate change):
I can teach probably more pragmatically and better balanced than the average wokie snowflake ejected from one of today's Universities who is likely to have a brain programmed to think CO2 and climate change = Bad.

Nevertheless I struggle with reading. She said 'daddy I need your help', she tries to read phonetically, (whatever that is). : Chur Elle See! I immediately explained that this is a very bad swear word, not as bad as l'arse, but not far off......

My wife, screeched 'no it's not! It's a girls name!, not a swear word! I reluctantly retracted my comment mumbling 'be careful, it is both'. She said the President of the US called his daughter Chelsea. I was about to explain that he was a cnut as well, but I was digging a bigger hole for myself. Please RCL, how should I approach this? You appear to have solved this issue with you kids.

 

I would want to be St Peter on the Gate. Bet he gets his legs bitten on the way in. But yeah, sad

 

Was about root outsome phonics stuff ...glad I read to the end

Tbh...wait til mum is outta the room and tell the little one that "mum is very wise and smart ... but on this issue is totally wrong...but don't tell her cos it'll hurt her feelings"

 

Learning those words is a good thing. Know your enemy.

 

Unfortunately he was tarnished internationally by the mistake V Poland at Wembley in 73 where he trod on the ball and they broke away and scored with just about their only shot - Truth be told Shilton should have saved the shot but he was not blamed to the same degree as Hunter who despite Revie becoming the next manager only got a couple more caps.

 

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Oh great, Rachel Riley's going to be jumping on us now...

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Maggie and Smithy can you see yourselves????

 

I lived in a flat behind the shops on the right. I was waiting for the players to arrive at the Town Hall.
The trolley bus wires show this was 1960-1. season.

 

I'm the 49th dot on the right

Have your nose bleeds stopped Smithy? Haven't seen you for a few days, I was getting worried!