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  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Once the takeover is completed I think that although Mike Ashley will still be a ****, I feel that a new name will be in order to reflect a more positive mood.

    Obviously it will still contain DPP in some format - any ideas/suggestions? Or should I just go back to Darren Peacock's Ponytail?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 15, 2020
  2. Tasty Magpie

    Tasty Magpie Well-Known Member

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    Just delete 'says Mike Ashley'. Always strive for accuracy
     
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    Tasty Magpie, Apr 15, 2020
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Or replace Mike Ashley with Tasty Magpie
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 15, 2020
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  4. Rudekid

    Rudekid Well-Known Member

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    The golden peacock
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Better than DPP says Tasty Magpie = C*NT
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 15, 2020
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  6. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Christ I thought that part of the deal was changing Newcastle United to Al in-Shirah City or summat. You scared me.
     
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    You could try

    DPP not quite as good as Albert
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Apr 15, 2020
  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I don't lie, good try though
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 15, 2020
  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Okay how about

    DPP not as good as Chippy

    ?
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Apr 15, 2020
  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    You looking for a purple dildo rodgering from ACS or something?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 15, 2020

  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    PIF-DPP-PIF
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Apr 15, 2020
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  12. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Just shorten it to something like:

    DPP=C*NT
     
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  13. Leo Billy

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    DPP says Lee Charnley= C*NT
     
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    Leo Billy, Apr 16, 2020
  14. AgentofAlnwick

    AgentofAlnwick Well-Known Member

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    DPP and PooPoo
     
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    AgentofAlnwick, Apr 16, 2020
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    DPP of Arabia
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I can replace Mike Ashley with Tasty and Haslam
     
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  17. Rudekid

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    dpps headroll
     
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  18. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    Stuart Donald
     
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  19. RobEllious

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    How bout Double Pif Penetration (featuring Rueben Brothers)


    Actually **** that I'm keeping it, great title for an NUFC related porn flick.
     
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    RobEllious, Apr 16, 2020
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Featuring ACS's purple dildo
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 16, 2020
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