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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Truly shocking.
     
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    Some bloke coughed behind me in the queue for Tesco’s just now. Sounded like a gun going off.
     
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  4. Treble

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    Hope you started running.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hes from london you only run when you hear it twice lol
     
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    Sucky, Apr 14, 2020
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    Tag them, really? .....i couldn't give a fk if brb did comment it was just a wee bit of humour.

    Sorry you missed it..... Me so bad
     
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  7. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Barrel chested
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    And I'm very sorry if you missed my humour, ye ****in' dope
     
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    Welshie, Apr 14, 2020
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    I did.... Sorry about that Mr funny
     
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    See London real is being silenced by the good guys....... Mr icke what ever did you say to upset the ministry of truth
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Managed to put 12 doritos in my mouth at the same time.
     
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    Sucky, Apr 14, 2020
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Galaxy honeycomb crisp
    Haribo giant strawberrys, will squash into one big strawberry and consume in bites
     
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    Not surprised... I'm guessing they were 'nacho cheese' like the c0cks.
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Its tangy cheese actually.

    Why you on about cocks for?
     
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    ****test flavour, hope you had some mango salsa to accompany that manky choice.

    Just jokes bro, and boredom.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    I tend to eat them until i cough dorito dust over my mrs. Im banned from skittles cos i nesrly always die choking eating them 20 at a time
     
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    Sucky, Apr 14, 2020
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    What did the shopkeeper say to the kid trying to nick a block of cheddar?

    ‘THATS NACHO CHEESE!!!’

    <party><party><party><party><party><party>
     
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    Quesadaad, Apr 14, 2020
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    Without crunching any of them?
    **** straight off
     
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  19. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Proper true love this, top drawer..



    Hope you are all keeping safe, all's ok in my world and cya soon..
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Nah not one even cracked.

    Its gotta be a record.
     
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