Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

The PC brigade will be after you.

 

I doubt they'd see me as a notable scalp.

 

Maybe you should reconsider your ways. I'm sure if you asked they'd bury the hatchet.

 

I have my reservations.

 

How?

 

Use your head, dress accordingly.

 

That'll be another feather in my cap.

 

Tell them it was just a small joke...a type of Minihaha.

 

You'll be fine chief.

 

Be brave.

 

Be brave.

Edit: Spooky.....

 

I take it you're not...

 

Tom Lehrer was 92 on Thursday
A classic
Spring is here, spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? Course you do
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday a treat for me
All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park
When they see us coming
The birdies all try and hide
But they still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide
The sun's shining bright
Everything seems all right
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Audobon Society
With our games
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety
And quite a variety of unpleasant names
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon
So if Sunday you're free
Why don't you come with me
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park
We'll murder them amid laughter and merriment
Except for the few we take home to experiment
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon
It just takes a smidgin
To poison a pigeon in the park

 

That's the spirit.

 

BREAKING NEWS:

The King of Spain has been quarantined.

This means the reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

 

Social distancing Blue Peter style...

 

Slight flaw in the use of the 2m lengths too.

 

Well, That's me in Hospital
This has not been a good morning. After spending the last three weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Tesco's came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins off me so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant........

 

I was swallowing that until the last bit