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  1. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Never mind, the mimosa is out in tropical Somerset:
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    Nicking that !
     
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  4. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Hehe. Labrador. Not as strong as Skunk, and certainly less smelly. [there's a joke in there]. <laugh>
     
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  5. StJabbo1

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    Good **** Sherlock!
     
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  6. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Raiders of the lost Ark just staring on BBC1, then Independence Day 2 on film 4 .....not too shabby viewing.
     
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    For anybody that does like copying funny memes etc, I use this.


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    And it hits me...

    A walkers sensation thai sweet chilli ...
    peanutbutter cheesecake mcflurry...?????
     
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  11. It'sOnlyAGame

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    I failed my driving test theory. The question said: “What is a sign you may see on a country road?”. Apparently “Pick your own strawberries” isn’t an acceptable answer.
     
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    I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can’t remember his name, it’s P, something T, something R.
     
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    Richard III Camping Store is planning a sale in December - Now is the winter of our discount tents.

    The man who invented the multi-screen cinema has sadly passed away. His funeral is next Tuesday at 6.40, 7.15, 8.20 and 9.05.
     
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    My friend’s son got a part in a school play as a chap that’s been married 25 years. He told him: “Never mind son, you might get a speaking part next time.”
     
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    I was watching the ‘Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra’ last night and halfway through the bloke on the triangle disappeared.
     
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    The pulley is the most egotistical of all machines.

    It’s always the centre of a tension.
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order.

    I should probably have stopped when I got to her name.
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    My doctor said that I might die because I accidentally consumed clay.

    I’m ****ting bricks to be honest.
     
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    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    People say I’m a plagiarist...

    Their words, not mine.
     
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    My wife says I’m tight, so to prove her wrong I’m taking her out for tea and biscuits today...It should be quite exciting as she’s never given blood before.
     
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