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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My firstborn just shoved her vitamin up her nose, so that was interesting. Saline spray seemed to do the trick.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Off the grid, in case the Triads come looking for you for bumming their kid’s carcass after a kill shot on Fortnite?
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    We may have to stop being friends if you keep airing my dirty laundry all over the forum bru.

    He loved it btw
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Mine told me shes preggers today.

    Dunno why she even tells me these days tbh:bandit:
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Your daughter told you she’s pregnant? How do you feel about that bro?
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah the mrs, i dont have kids mate, dont plan to either.
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    Your gal pregnant?

    Not yours

    a few days ago I told you she wants a kid

    jus sayin
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You could send them to the spar to get you rizzla and Becky’s when they’re old enough to walk.
     
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  9. Stan

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    That was predictable <laugh>

    :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Would be the only point tbh
     
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  12. Tobes

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    I don’t get it?
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    She knows what ill say.

    Get rid
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Nice.
     
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    Jeez mate. You need to tie a fooking knot in it if you don't want the responsiblity.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah, i might change my mind one day.
     
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  17. brb

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    I've no idea how old you are, trouble is once you're a daddy your drug selling will have to stop, you might have to get a proper job <whistle>
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This is the 2nd silly thing youve said in a row bruv, you okay?
     
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  19. brb

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    Lol....trouble is when you're old like me mate, you've been there, done it and had kids that have done it to. I doubt your any older than my youngest, he used to think like you about kids, but something changes in life, don't know what and the guy comes round to be family man. << 3rd silly thing
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Seen every single one of my have kids over the years, all fuking miserable, all have or habe had baby mother dramas.

    Shell get one out of me eventually, probably.
     
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