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please log in to view this image COVID-19 update Sunderland AFC can today confirm that its first-team players, contracted academy players and backroom staff have recently been placed on furlough leave due the ongoing impact of the COVID-19 pandemic. please log in to view this image www.safc.com sensible move i think.
I think Bob gets his influence from here. please log in to view this image I couldn't make any sense of what Ted and Dusty where on about either.
Nope, he alluded to it being something financial and linked to takeover, but remember that he didn’t say which Friday or Saturday it would be revealed.
The best bit was his pet gimp Vauxie trying to pretend it was about the mags Chronicle article which itself was just absolute dross. I notice he's taken his ball home and will now deal exclusively in PM's. This despite nobody currently being any the wiser as to what the **** he was talking about and him predicting absolutely nothing whatsoever specific.
Fair point m8, so it’s just which Saturday it’ll be the big reveal on Vauxie is trying his best to say it’s all to do with staveley and the mags, and fallout from that, but he’s failed miserably.
The whole thing is so infantile it defies belief. Vauxie is insisting Bob's info is 100% accurate despite there being absolutely no info whatsoever. He's 'backing it up' with vague hints that any future story in the Chronicle may be what Bob was hinting at ... ... but, then again, it may not