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  1. Eye Ball Paul

    Eye Ball Paul Well-Known Member

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  2. alan reed

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    COVID-19 update
    Sunderland AFC can today confirm that its first-team players, contracted academy players and backroom staff have recently been placed on furlough leave due the ongoing impact of the COVID-19 pandemic.
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    www.safc.com sensible move i think.
     
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  3. Sandy Camel

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    I think Bob gets his influence from here.
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    I couldn't make any sense of what Ted and Dusty where on about either.
     
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  4. Confucius

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    Christ those were cryptic. He used to tell us the link and I still couldn't get it
     
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  5. Bob Cheval

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    He predicted something would happen but wouldn’t say what it was. And still got it wrong.
     
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  6. Confucius

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Blond Bombshell

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    Is this what Bob was on about?
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    No, he was saying it could be canny good news.
     
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  10. Roppa

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    Nope, he alluded to it being something financial and linked to takeover, but remember that he didn’t say which Friday or Saturday it would be revealed.
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    The thread title was 'tomorrow or Saturday' wasn't it?
     
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  12. Dave_39

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    yes mate title of thread

    The Chronicle tomorrow or Saturday

    think it proven now Bob knows **** all
     
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  13. Blond Bombshell

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    Tidied
     
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  14. Sandy Camel

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl: Brilliant.
     
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  15. Smug in Boots

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    As with all the best posts you'll see ...

    ... it's short, sweet and funny because it's true.
     
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  16. Kittenmittons

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    The best bit was his pet gimp Vauxie trying to pretend it was about the mags Chronicle article which itself was just absolute dross.

    I notice he's taken his ball home and will now deal exclusively in PM's. This despite nobody currently being any the wiser as to what the **** he was talking about and him predicting absolutely nothing whatsoever specific.
     
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  17. The Berk

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    No help for berks though.
     
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  18. Roppa

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    Fair point m8, so it’s just which Saturday it’ll be the big reveal on :)

    Vauxie is trying his best to say it’s all to do with staveley and the mags, and fallout from that, but he’s failed miserably.
     
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  19. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    The whole thing is so infantile it defies belief.

    Vauxie is insisting Bob's info is 100% accurate despite there being absolutely no info whatsoever.

    He's 'backing it up' with vague hints that any future story in the Chronicle may be what Bob was hinting at ...

    ... but, then again, it may not <doh>
     
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  20. Sunderpitt

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    By the end of May? Echo

    As in never cast a clout till may is out (blossom?)
     
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