One night, Donald Trump is visited by three ghosts Early in the night, the ghost of FDR appears. Trump asks him, "How can I make America great again?" FDR says, "Think only of the people; don't promote hate & bigotry. Trump sneers and goes back to sleep. A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?” Washington replies, “Never tell a lie.” Trump laughs and goes back to sleep. At 3 in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, Trump asks, “How can I make America great again?” Lincoln responds, “Go to the theatre."
Man walks into a public library, cuts the ends off his trousers and puts them on the counter. That was a turnup for the books.