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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

    13 vote(s)
    54.2%

  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Or sex with anyone
     
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    duggie2000, Apr 5, 2020
  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    A ****ing tiger has caught it in NYC zoo

    This is getting more surreal by the day.
     
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    Tobes, Apr 5, 2020
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Bet that Carole Baskin had something to do with it.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Apr 5, 2020
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... dangly earings? .... no mate, new experience ... might be the norm for you of course <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 5, 2020
  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Ouch ... duggie might just be on her period ... dropping beef stock cubes all over the shop <laugh>
     
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  6. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    You would have thought people could at least keep their social distance from a tiger :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Diego, Apr 5, 2020
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  7. Stan

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    I wonder what made the zookeeper think “that tiger, I reckon it’s got the Coronavirus”.

    It’s worrying that the yanks are testing tigers while we’re still not testing all NHS staff.
     
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    Stan, Apr 5, 2020
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    "Tiger, tiger, burning bright ... **** me, looks like the virus, alright ... " <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 5, 2020
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    So hold on... this thing has gone from animal to animal to human to human to animal again?

    I take it human ate a bat so the tiger ate a human?
     
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    Treble, Apr 5, 2020
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  10. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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    brb, Apr 5, 2020
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    That's just bat **** mental mate ... oh wait <yikes>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 5, 2020
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    "My name is Dracula ... Covid-19 Dracula... " :bandit:
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Yeah ok Fosse

    ever heard of

    ‘quit whilst you’re ahead’

    ?
     
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    Spurlock, Apr 5, 2020
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Anyway

    seriously if a big cat got it...what of our domestic friends?
     
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    Spurlock, Apr 5, 2020
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    No ... sounds like a Spurs mantra? <whistle>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 5, 2020
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  16. Diego

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    <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    In all fairness, he left me with an open goal and a tap in <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 5, 2020
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Diego and Fosse b like

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Spurlock, Apr 5, 2020
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  19. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    My web cam is off mate, where you get that <yikes>
     
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    Diego, Apr 5, 2020
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    Likewise <yikes>
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 5, 2020
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