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Who Cracks First?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Apr 2, 2020.

  1. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    We got lucky, this is a warning. Imagine what would it be like now if the mortality rate was 10%
    We;d already be looting, the army would be deployed, it would be fkn mayhem
     
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  2. brb

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    I do like a good loot tbh.

    This country would collapse with a 10% dude...... Like you say we have run on luck rather than any true judgement.

    Would the army open fire on us for trying to feed ourselves..... I'd say yes
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    The army does what its told so yeh
     
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    Only thing missing from this narrative are zombies. <laugh>
     
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  7. aberdude

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    Ours do........at least for the time being they do...... Maybe one day they will wake up and realise they are just a rich man's tool
     
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  8. aberdude

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    I'm well trained in zombie defence...... Poke em with a sharp object
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    [Video]
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This thread's full of them mate
     
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  11. Seven months ago. I’ve been out running, cycling and working with weights during that entire period.
     
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  12. My band used to play that.

    Daz couldn’t sing it, so our drummer did. Daz did backing vocals.
     
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  13. Work on some moves of your own and get your street to do something similar, mate.

    I would pay good money to see that.
     
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  14. brb

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    Running and cycling, fook off was yer, you was glued to a uni seat supping beer, yer lazy fooker. Chief has the photographic evidence to prove it.
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I literally just had a shiver up my spine.
     
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  16. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    When my dad worked for a record company... no, not like some producer, he was in distribution he could pick up any album. Walk of Life was number 1 for a ridiculous time. I made a fcking fortune that year at school <laugh>

    Should've cleaned up with Thriller as well but I hadn't discovered my entrepreneurial exploits in primary school :(
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Please tell me someone just saw that poet on itv news just now called monica summin?


    Hahahaa my fuking god.

    "hope is a little bird the lives in all our throats"

    Someone find that **** <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Dark hair me... second from right one of my cousins ... other 2 lads are from Coventry ... met up when put in same taxi from Faro to Villamoura... second from left is Godfather to my youngest daughter as I am to his eldest son ... been mates for over 25 years <cheers>
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You look like George clooney if he wasnt attractive and rich.
     
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  20. I'm telling you, I would pay to see you dance.

    Don't know what the fook is creepy about that, mate.
     
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