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Nah i cant deal with that ****, im a rude ****er too when someone gets to friendly too quickly.

 

The people I met in Tulsa (friends of my friend) were unbelievably nice. So welcoming, so polite, always happy. Pretty much all of the couples were high school sweethearts and going into Oklahoma City was a rare adventure for them (we insisted, we wanted to get hammered). My friend was considered a maverick as he’d gone to Dallas. The fact he’d made it to London was a mindfuck for his pals. It was lovely but it was weird.

 

Shhhh this thread isn’t for that kind of chat.

 

Aroused, just like the old days on the film set?

 

Piss off with this **** man, have day off and rinse fosse

 

I don’t get this free Premium thing.

 

Scary ****.

 

Psychological damage is the best anyway

leaves no marks on em but ****s em up for years and that means you get the win

revenge is a dish best served Liam Neeson

 

I believe so

 

Aye this is what I've heard. And apparently to total strangers, which in effect you are as a tourist. I quite like that, but I know at some point I'd be thinking, ok leave me alone now!

 

Its usually paid for.

Dumb fuk

 

Your "touching" in that context, does not equate to arousal ... I'm sorry if that disappoints you

 

I know what you mean the non premium stuff is good enough

I think Premium is more like long movies n ****...fk knows

 

It really puts you off guard. It’s like “**** man, calm the **** down, I’m buying a coffee, I don’t need to know about your sisters latest boyfriend who lives in England, stfu bro it’s 8am”

 

Marching on the Prem HQ?

4 plastic scousers.

 

brb and Tobes in the Hi Viz

 

No you stupid ****, what’s premium about it that anyone would pay for it in the first place?

 

That'll be the day ... needle dick

 

Did you have a male fluffer?

 

Alright calm down stan you ****nut **** face