The physics of the universe DO rely on dark matter; we him Cheik To master fear, you must become fear. To become fear you must BE Tiote. When you say Tiote shop-lifts, it doesn't mean he's stealing One never hears of the gods of old, their power has been masked for millenia, but we know they are merely kept in Cheik The Australian floods; Tiote doesn't like fosters.
From FIFA Twitter page: Ominously for competitors, Drogba expects Tiote to improve. “I think supporters have only seen half of his potential so far," he said. "You have only seen half the player, but the more Cheik plays at Premier League level, the better he will become.” Can you imagine just how good that could be ?! The sweat from Chiek Tiotes brow is the most powerful sexual female attractant known to science.
Chiek Tiote threw a pebble into the sea at Whitley Bay on a day out once. 2 weeks later Australia was hit with floods. A couple of weeks after this he sneezed for only the second time in history (first time being August 20th 2005) and a couple of days later Australia was hit with hurricanes.
Some claim that Chiek Tiote was actually born as a Kangaroo. Surgery corrected many of the faults, however surgeons were baffled when his pocket kept growing back.
It is a known fact that no one has survived if they dare stare in to a mirror and say his name 3 times.
That's a lie. Chiek Tiote is actually white, it's just that light is so afraid of him it never touches him, giving the illusion of being Black.
