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  1. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    Clean up the cat piss? <whistle>
     
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  2. THE FOOL

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    I believe human piss nuetralises the smell.
     
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  3. lfcpower

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    I might have to try that lol ... I've washed this jacket twice now and I can still smell cat piss on it
     
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  4. saintKlopp

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    Kill the cat.
     
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  5. saintKlopp

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    Well that's just asking for trouble.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. From Scooty, me la <ok>
     
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  8. Solid_Air 2

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    if it is just hysteria driven by the media why are Governments around the world shutting down their countries ?
     
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  9. Zanjinho

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    You won't get rid of the cat piss smell mate, it's lethal
     
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  10. Garlic Klopp

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    In the 70's my mate asked me to stay at his house when he was away, to feed his two cats and avoid it being broken into. Just for a week.

    All was going well until I overslept one morning and dashing about I put the cats in the kitchen, there was a cat flap in the kitchen door, then grabbed my duffle coat (very popular at the time I assure you) left the house to run for the bus on Wavertree Road. As I was running, wearing a suit, I started to put on my duffle coat only to find one of the cats had crapped in one of the sleeves.

    I sat on the bus in rush hour stinking of cat crap looking around and sniffing like everyone else was in an attempt to throw off suspicion it was me, when I got off I put my suit jacket and duffle coat in a dry cleaners near the office, to say the dry cleaners were unimpressed would be an understatement.
     
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  11. saintKlopp

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    So it was you.....
     
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  12. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I can only apologise if I ruined your day!
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dirty twat <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Love it, saint. Same era, same age group, same area. Brilliant <laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Same deal at lunchtime today! However, my eldest daughter (also working from home) joined us. All 2 yards apart drinking Corona in the spring sunshine. Idyllic <laugh>
     
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  16. lfcpower

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    To take away your civil liberties via a side door and begin the hard reset
     
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  17. lfcpower

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    So I've heard and am finding out

    The sports bag it also pissed on is cleaned now and smells fresh and clean, but I've heard the smell can reactivate apparently so we'll see

    The jacket has just had its third wash and the smell seems to have gone, but again, we'll wait and see ...
     
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  18. lfcpower

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    Watch out for those drones
     
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  19. Zanjinho

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    If a cat pisses upstairs, changing the carpet and underlay doesn't solve the problem, you have to change the floor boards too!

    Fortunately, I've never had this problem but know others that have. Dogs are much better
     
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  20. lfcpower

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    Probably best to just move house :emoticon-0114-dull:

    Nah ... still prefer cats. The cats piss might stink but generally they don't, unlike dogs. And that's the first time a cat has pissed on any of my belongings

    Been a bad cat week. It also had a bird in, a sparrow, which it had somehow managed to fit in its entirety into its mouth, just the tip of its head peeking out. Tried to pry the cat's mouth open, didn't work, so had to wait until it dropped the bird outside to bat it around some more, then grab it, check it over and put it in a box in a rag to recover
     
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