Some foods spoil more quickly than others, but with the right storage techniques, these grocery items can have a surprisingly long shelf life. Here are some foods that will last longer than you might think.
Only works if you can't get hold of the long-life foods in the first place, tough titty if some selfish c.unt has rinsed Tescos of all their pasta, rice, tins etc. What is the point of hoarding toilet rolls if you can't eat enough to sh,it out the other end?
A Covid-19 zombie apocalypse will not wipe out the aspiring free market capitalists among us mate. They won't be reporting on gold, oil or the dollar any more, it'll be the FT Andrex 500