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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I tried that and when I got home, my shopping basket was full of coloured ping pong balls, with numbers on.
     
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  2. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    good luck

    my brother in laws been laid off (contracting) for a bit until this blows over and the company can get back onto its feet (this is the thing with contracting and people who think its safe and steady). you can get laid off and get no notice. Unfortunately for him and my sister, they bought a house that they can barely afford so i'm expecting a call in a month or two to help out financially if he doesn't get his job back anytime soon.
     
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  3. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Sheesh, I'll be eating those carrot chips at the back of the freezer, that seemed like a good idea when I bought them two years ago, before all this is out. With the Frey Bentos tinned steak and kidney pie in the larder that is so old that the rim is rusting. Probably kill off the Covid-19.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    @PISKIE had the text convo and it went like this

    Me: What’s this I’m hearing about you Tory ****s not helping their customers by freezing mortgages in this time of despair for all?

    Ex: It’s not true, only yesterday we announced that we are freeing up 5 billion to help our customers and that includes mortgages

    Me: Cool, I’ll tell him to chase it up properly then...might be back in touch

    Ex: Ok
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’ve stocked up on protein powder if the whole country falls apart.
     
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  6. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Indeed. I have some Complan left over from when I had radiotherapy last year. Vile, vile stuff - but it'll taste like ****ing ambrosia in a few months time after I've ate the dog, I'm sure (If he doesn't eat me first).
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Whatever it takes, seems to be the new mantra.
     
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  8. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    as much as i like to believe that nev, i honestly believe, it will only affect a few people. at the end of the day, a lot of consumers in the UK will still go for the cheapest/best quality so unless competitors are offering the same, i do not think ****ty service will be affecting a huge amount of people imo
     
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  9. brb

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    <laugh>

    Piskie is supposed to be the community co-ordinator, I hope he does better at that, than sorting his own organisation <whistle>

    Piskie....here's your bread
    Elderly... I wanted bog roll
    Piskie...beggers can't be choosers
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Whatever it takes to stop us eating the rich.
     
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  11. BobbyD

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    Most customers i came across as a checkout assistant were nice. saying that i was from a small town of about 10,000 and surrounding villages so i guess people were nicer and more friendly
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I imagine tomorrow will be something like..

    Day 1.

    Ate Snickers and played Assassin's Creed until my eyes bleed.
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    The Eurovision has gone now!

    Life is ending as we know it!!!!

    <yikes>
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    How many villages did you surround? ...
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Schools closing Friday as well, time to batten down the hatches!

    I'm carrying on working, **** that ****.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Wow Fosse I never knew you had such a big interest in village people? <whistle>
     
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    Cheers.

    All the best to you and your brother. Definitely a time for sticking together as best we can.

    Similar to one of my mates.

    I visited his 2 week old child on Monday and he's just finished doing up his new house so he's basically spunked all his money. He works for British Airways as an engineer and he's been told to come in next week to see if he's one of the workforce to be laid off. He been told to stay at home atm.

    Grim.
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Neither did I Cowboy ... Go West <laugh>
     
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