In the absence of any sport, it's nice that our politicians are giving us the opportunity to chant You Don't Know What You're Doing, isn't it?
Meanwhile, the population is being kept informed by various TV shows wheeling out experts such as Nigel Farage, Vanessa Feltz and Caprice, while the government is giving us important advice...in a Telegraph article that's hidden behind a paywall on their ****ing website
There are some corkers here. Maybe a few could be adapted for Boris https://www.openplay.co.uk/blog/top-30-funniest-british-football-chants/
History will remember this as the moment that ended Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson's reign as Prime Minister
Just saw a white van with a sign saying 'no toilet rolls are left in this van overnight". Someone in the next village left a toilet roll outside every house in one road......
Has the penny dropped with TV producers yet than none of Nigel Farage, Vanessa Feltz or Caprice have a microbe's worth of authority to talk about COVID-19 yet?
How **** do you have to be to come across as the bad guy in an argument with Piers Morgan? Meanwhile, the rest of Britain is being dominated by a bunch of Dad's Army catchphrases. Don't Panic (while doing exactly that), We're Doomed, You Silly Little Man and Stupid Boy head the list.
Something tells me that neither Trump nor de Pfeffel have the same desk ornament that Harry S Truman had... please log in to view this image
Rishi Sunak announces loans of up to £330bn to be made available for businesses. I guess there always was a Magic Money Tree then...
Indeed. I suppose that the govt can decide, for all banks that were bailed out for their CDO eff-ups, that each £X they lose in loan repayments/interest from March 2020 onwards as a result of Corona-chan, the bank is deemed to have repaid £Y of their debt to the nation.
