What will you do with your extended holiday?

So with an impending lockdown on the near horizon what will you be doing to better yourself during the enforced holidays?

I bought a Ukulele a few months back I haven't picked up since I got it out the box so I bough a copy of Ukulele's for dummies today - I'll post a video after the end of the world is finished. Also always fancied trying to write a book but I think it'd end up reading like a kids book but might give that a go as well see what daft nonsense I can get down on paper.

So what are your plans for the apocalypse?

 

I think my place of work is getting closed nationwide, temporarily, which mean I get to apply for a thing called "dagpenger."

That is government covered wages, for as long as the business is temporarily shut. What will I be doing? Hiding in my house, terrified of the Apocalypse on the horizon.

 

I've agreed to work on the frontline for the NHS from wednesday next week.. i want to help my country...

 

Interesting, in what capacity?

 

Test Dummy perhaps

 

Could not be that lucky

 

Doing what mate?

 

Ya ma

 

you get 3.5 grand to actually do just that

 

just some support work...... only for 3 months but will aid my career goals with experience and more importantly I can assist my local community and country through what appears is going to be the worst loss of life since the world wars.

 

Think if that starts up around here I'll apply, they're gonna need general staff now. People to help around and relieve pressure

 

I'm gonna curl up and die. This virus is killing me.

 

Surprised you're not infected with far, far worse you dirty bastard.

 

She'll be home soon...

 

Cans


And more cans


I’ve stocked up for a month long lockdown.

 

You have a problem.

 

no I don’t. I have plenty of cans.
No problem at all.
I run 5k+ a day and need to rehydrate.

 

Oh and I’ve downloaded at least 200 hrs of porn in case the virus gets into my router.

although I’m getting short on bog roll for some reason..

 

No toilet roll.

 

I am going to watch all the highlights from the Newcastle games this season. Then after breakfast on that first day I will work on finding a cure.

My Mrs has also kindly suggested that I travel back to the UK instead of her flying out here. Because the safest thing to do atm is spend 16hrs on a plane with 200 other people.