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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The key work there is everyone. Everyone won't be sensible.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I’m not responsible for everyone. I’m responsible for me. I don’t have to act badly because everyone else does.
     
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    We should get the Animal Farm thread back <doh><whistle>
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The Coronavirus outbreak has just helped illustrate the sheer amount of twats this country contains. It seems to be broken down as follows:

    People that think we should be on lockdown = Overreacting twats

    People buying 200 bog rolls and 3 litres of hand sanitizer = Brain-dead, Selfish twats.

    People fighting over toilet roll in Asda = Twats that nature is trying to kill off before they breed when it send these viruses.

    People that then sell the sanitizer on eBay for £30 a bottle = Greedy twats

    People wearing facemasks on the bus = Paranoid twats

    People who think Coronavirus is caused by 5G = Tinfoil hat twats

    People thinking schools should be closed = Unemployed twats

    People that just wash their hands and don't worry too much because it'll all calm down in a few months = Clever twats

    Liverpool/Everton Fans = Twatty twat twats

    not606 Mod called Tobes,sStupid ****ing bin dipping Walter Mitty twat

    People going to the doctor's with cold symptoms even though they've been told not to = Total ****ing Twats

    I despair at the twattishness of the people I have to share this country with. Chill your beans wash your ****ing hands and stop stockpiling **** like the world is ending. If the virus is as deadly as you seem to think then no amount of Andrex and dried Penne pasta is going to save you.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    No way you wrote that.
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I know, what a twat.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    where the **** did I say I did, TWAT!!!1
     
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    I agree but you'll be the one without the things that you need if it does get bad. I agree with you in principal but the majority of the country will panic buy and that will leave some people without things that they may need. I would think it's sensible to have a reasonable amount of anything that you really need.
     
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    The feeling of discovery and exploring is more important that it being difficult. I don't want to reload something multiple times because I keep getting killed. #sorrytobes
     
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    Is there a TWAT!!!2?
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Jumping into this late, but are we talking about Skyrim here? Bethesda decided to forego challenge for exploration years ago.

    Game development over the past say, 4-5 years has gotten worse though. Most triple AAA games are released late, often unfinished, with little that is unique or interesting and requiring patches and patches to make playable.

    I play Battlefront 2, which 2 years ago was dead in a ditch, it's taken 2 years for my £60 purchase to be worth it. Bad time to be a gamer right now, especially with the microtransaction craze.
     
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    Skyrim type games yes. I don't do online though.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I love Skyrim and Fallout 4. So I'm with you, I do enjoy a less challenging RPG. I love a game with a story to tell, a world to share and something unique.
     
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    You didn’t.

    You always didn’t cite the actual source, probably because you’re a prize twat.
     
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    I'm still not getting my head around people panic buying bog roll, surely there are loads of other essentials before that. Let's say for example, there had been a genuine need for people to stockpile. I get them doing it with pasta, rice and canned products, because they have a long shelf life, at least two years on pasta, and then it's only a best before date. But bog roll ffs! Most other countries have bidets, i'm sure if the needs must there are alternatives for desperate folk.

    Even with all the hand sanitiser, you don't really need it at home, as you can you can use good old soap and water. Hand gel is more for when you are out and about, unless you are caring for someones medical needs. the simple solution is just not to touch your face.

    I lost faith in human nature along time ago, and recent actions of humans remind me why. I would even expect that half of those who panicked bought, probably were at no risk to the virus either, it would just have meant a little while of discomfort followed by self-isolation.

    I wonder how many people have actually gone to the doctors that don't need to be going to the doctors, they are even setting up patient lines now, which I think is a great idea, because I can pretty much guess a high percentage of people that visit the doctors everyday, don't actually need face to face consultation. No wonder our NHS is under additional pressure.
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The bog rolls is women. They dribble a lot when they piss and it's embarrassing to have pissy pants, so women are grabbing as much as humanly possible or sending out their fellas.

    I saw two woman at my local store with about a cart full of tampons and pads, so those will be eaten up too.
     
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    All we need is love dut da da da dah
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Yeah, I been looking but nothing really appeals. I'm waiting for Baldurs gate 3, I loved the first 2 and thier expansions, the 2nd is still one of the best D&D RPG's, I still do the odd play though and almost bought the PS4 version.
     
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    Surely it's not that bad they gotta eat tampons and pads.......anyway 2 test this theory I've tried a pad just now and I must say they ain't that bad it tasted pretty much the same as a cheeseburger from mcdonalds...... Probably a bit boring if it hasn't been pre used mind
     
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