Match Day Thread Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

I don't trust any of the figures and statistics that are being put out about anything to do with this, or really anything that any government and official sources are saying anywhere in the world, just take precautions, and look after and protect yourself as best you can.

The only thing I know for certain is that the handwash, cleansing wipe and hand sanitiser shelves in every single shop and supermarket are empty as f*** and will continue to be for the foreseeable ...

 

With so few data the death rate is noise.

So far the UK has averaged 1 death a day, and all were people who already had conditions.

 

and bog roll
did manage to find some paracetomol today though which was nice .

 

Oh yeah, the paracetamol and ibuprofen shelves too ... and zee bog roll, of course

Maybe if you throw enough rolls of Andrex at a passing bat or pangolin it makes you immediately immune to the virus

 

Italy’s CV problem

 

^^ This ^^

 

Tesco's household essentials aisle looked like Everton's trophy cabinet last night.

 

What, there was a cuckoo clock in there

 

I've heard this as well, and yet it continues to thrive in hot countries right now.

 

My hope it that the season is finished. Would be so unfair on Liverpool not to get the moment in the sun. As a Spurs fan though, the break won't do us any harm.

 

I'd walked around for five minutes looking for the right aisle in the hopes that our area wasn't full of crazy people who believe that the ritual slaughter of bog roll will somehow fend off the attentions of a wandering virus - or at least that one or two nondescript specimens of said bumwipe might have escaped their attention, but all to no avail.
Then I realised that the ever resourceful store manager had opportunistically stuffed the personal comfort aisle with Easter eggs instead.
They don't work nearly so well.

 

I can think of at least one poster on this website who'd pay good money - that he hasn't really got - to watch Mistress Orchid wiped her bum hole with a chocolate egg.

 

Where the hell is RHC anyway?

 

Shopping for Easter eggs.

 

you do that and it makes people think it’s all gonna be okay. It may, but @Tobes is immunocompromised and I’m immunosuppressed.

people being told to wash their ****ing hands. I’m past being upset, this will kill lots.

For those who say don’t panic/numbers are low. Hope you are the ****s who catch and die from it.

 

Perfect, my internal boy temp is a nice 36C Is that comparison to 66F okay? If I catch it, will it kill it off?

 

I don't know whether that last sentence is anything to do with what I said but I don't deserve that. The only stuff I've posted on it was to explain what a previous poster said. I haven't expressed anything personally that could upset anyone.

 

Not at any point aimed at you. I just quoted your post as a response to the general ignorance of the masses of our population.