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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Ever since it was brought to my attention that you can say “Covid-19” to the tune of “Come on, Eileen,” I’ve been unable to read it any other way
     
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    BREAKING NEWS:

    Germany bracing itself for Corona Virus. People are visiting hospitals in the early mornings to put towels on intensive care beds.
     
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    A very old new low.
    First heard that about 35yrs ago or more!
     
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    In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

    Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

    Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice.

    Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice.

    Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & a MIG welder.
     
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    During the peak of the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918, WB Yeats refused entry to his Dublin home to Maud Gonne, who had been his muse and a great love of his life. I told my wife this story earlier as I was setting up her sleeping bag in the garage.
     
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    Now there is no footie, I spoke to the wife.

    She seems nice and she no longer works at Woolworths...........
     
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    Drastic measures........

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    Sorry Woops...

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