Ran out of toilet roll, so reduced to wiping my bum with lettuce leaves. I fear that's just the tip of the iceberg...
Arl this sport, rugby, football etc getting cancelled has had me revert to talking to the mrs. Fookinell i was gutted to find out that she's been made redundant from Woolworths.
I started a shop selling retro pub games which did well at first but, one by one, they stopped selling ... ... I suppose it was a domino effect.
I started a business importing bearings. I tried to collect a shipment, from the docks, but they were enormous and confusing ... ... I just couldn't find my bearings