Maureen watch

You’ve seen fatboy lately?

 

By wearing rompers?

 

I think that hinges on you getting relegated this season... but I think you are safe bruv

 

Media already speculating on when Maureen will get the sack

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/foo...ose-mourinho-sacked-nagelsmann-santo-bordalas

 

Do you think he will get the sack any time soon, Pix?

 

Define soon ?

 

This season?

 

I'll have a charity bet with you that he won't make it through all of next season.

 

Gone by Xmas

 

He does like to have Xmas off with a healthy bank balance.

 

I'm not a betting man, Stan.

 

You'd flounce off and refuse to pay the money to charity anyway.

 

If I did wager, I'd always honour it.

But my actions have, in the past, been grossly misinterpreted, so I choose, now, to avoid controversy, and refrain from wagers.

 

Like **** you would.

Your past actions speak for themselves

#welcher

 

What do you think will happen first ?

You honour your year long avatar bet with me, or Maureen gets sacked.

I know which one I'd choose.

 

He'd squirm and find an excuse to wriggle out of it.

'I've converted to Islam and the Prophet Muhammed strictly outlaws gambling, so it's not my fault that the bet is now null and void'

 

I think thats probably for the best mate.
Otherwise we are going to have to put up with Piskie going on and on and on about it for the next 12 months and beyond.

But you started it, by welching on the avatar bet a couple seasons back like a helmet, I know that was your intention, to bring attention to yourself like an attention starved teenage girl, but it's old hat now, hat.

 

And the year long Poch/Emery bet.

 

You have to ask yourself the question, ‘would you buy a house from him’? No way Maureen.