Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Not really. Nothing you can do to prevent getting it. We’ll all get it at some point.

 

Yeah, but Medical Detectives though. New series on Netflix iirc.

 

what’s Netflix?

 

Can't self-isolate without it mate, sort yourself out.

 

Google it.

 

whit?

 

Wow, that's hot!

...or maybe you're running a fever.

Monny has COVID-19

 

laughed more at this than I should have lol

 

this is brilliant lol

 

how do they think this up, the crazy bastards.

 

Irn bru all oor ma phone there

 

My barber said his taxi driver told him the science boffin he had in the back of his cab said you can catch it through talking to your best buddies on the internet.

 

Hiya, buddy

 

Legit, it has digitalised and automated itself

 

Tom Hanks and his missus have it.

 

His Jenny?

 

I see what you did there, but no, it is his Rita.

 

Hope it's not terminal

 

Achoo!



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Had a sore throat and a bit of a cold for a week now, not going away, not getting any worse. Hmmm?