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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. luvgonzo

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    Mrs luv cannot cook, she'll end up getting me to cook it all.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    JustEat will be doing well out of this I suspect.
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    I thought it might be because the PL considered Arsenal players might be particularly susceptible due to their weak defence.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    <applause>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Mobile Coronapop virus.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    Arsenal game called off because some of the players met the Olympiakos (and Forest) owner.

    Olympiakos game still on.
     
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  7. Stan

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    Dem forren make and deliver the food. They all got Corona.
     
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    I hadn’t considered this bit. Fish and chip shops will have to start delivering.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Thats my plan too
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Some idiot woman next to me pretending to cough and be ill. Twat.
     
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  11. Stan

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    This man is a vegetable in a suit.

     
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  12. Stan

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    Sneeze on her. Then laugh and apologise in an Italian accent.
     
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  13. Bodinki

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    <laugh>

    Then ask her if she wants to try some of the boiled cough sweets you bought on your recent trip to China
     
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    Get rid
     
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  15. Bodinki

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    The guy is an absolute clown.
    I understand why they voted him in, Hilary was bent as a 9 bob note and the DNC greased so many palms to win her the Primary over Sanders, who was the fan favourite, because Hilary looked after corporate interests, and Bernie didn't. So I can understand people voting against Hilary.....

    But surely they cant vote him in a second time......I'd take even a senile Joe Biden over Trump.
     
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    He’s nailed on. Biden has been written off as having dementia. Sanders has had the Corbyn treatment.

    The system there is a bit ****ed. You tear strips off each other for months then there’s not much left for the other side to pick off once one of you has ‘won’.
     
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  17. Bodinki

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    Senility would be an improvement over Trump to be honest though.
    What's most ****ed up is that Trump's levels of delusion, plus the fact that he is thick as ****, seems to work on his favour. His fans love it when he goes on Twitter rants, calling women ugly dogs and saying this guys a loser, that guys a loser. Just seems ridiculously juvenile for someone holding such a high position.
    Policy wise, he hasn't been the worst, to be fair. The worst thing he has done is suspend congress over his wall funding, which was ******ed, but far from what a lot of people feared with a Trump presidency.
    I dont see him doing anything good either though, he hasn't the compassion or the intelligence.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    So the City - Arsenal game is off!
    Can't see any more games being played beyond this weekend to be fair.
    Containment has failed, we need to go on lockdown like Italy.
    I am not sweating getting Covid 19, by all accounts it will manifest in me as nothing more than a bad cold or at worst a chest infection, but I dont want to pass it on to my 78 year old father in law who has emphysema, it would most definitely kill him off.
    I am sat at work thinking "Why are we all here ffs, we should be at home".
     
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  20. Stan

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    Sanders does come across as a loon.
     
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