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Is Newcastle NOW the most handsome team in the league?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    We've gained some beauties, but unfortunately, there is one critical problem.....















    We have lost this:

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    However, let's just recap our team with the new additions:

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    Let's face it. The man is handsome. He also has tattoos, and chicks dig tattoos, it's science.

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    That's right Colo, pout those lips you sexy man.

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    Emporio Armani model? I think so.

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    Once you go black, you never go back? More like once you go Tiote, you can't walk for a month.

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    Gives even the straightest of men rock hard lengths. Let's face it, the guy is stupidly ****ing handsome.

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    .......

    Anyway...

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    A Simpson-esque level of handsome I reckon. Good defined features.

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    Imagine those eyes staring at you from across the bar. I'm feeling vulnerable, and I like it.

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    Santon? More like SEXton.

    Verdict:

    We lost a beaut in Enrique, but we're still lush.
     
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    Chappaz, Sep 23, 2011
  2. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    kinky we got et never went home...after a makeover and a few tatttoos he fits in fine...
     
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    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT, Sep 23, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Think you need to get a gf chap and start thinking about other things.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 23, 2011
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    This
     
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    Snorlax, Sep 23, 2011
  5. Chappaz

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    She's actually lying in my bed just behind me watching Family Guy while I'm sat here doing this thread. <laugh>

    Life is strange.
     
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    Chappaz, Sep 23, 2011
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    Cant believe you've set up another thread like this. <laugh>
     
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    beardface, Sep 23, 2011
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    Shes watching family guy, youre fantasizing over men.

    I think you have your roles reversed? <yikes>
     
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    beardface, Sep 23, 2011
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    I'm worried about that guy in the corner of the Colo photo, he looks troubled.
     
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    Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Sep 23, 2011
  9. Cal.

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    Just show her the thread and, although you may never satisfy her again (if you ever have), she'll be there for the taking, just mentally elsewhere... like in Cabaye's arms.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    I like Family Guy, I'll come and watch it with her to keep her company while you're on here. <ok>
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 23, 2011
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    <laugh>

    thos lad is bicurious, I don't care how they look as long as there good
     
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    Mr Wonderful, Sep 24, 2011
  15. WhotheVuckicHaris

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    Haris Vuckic is the most handsome. Hands down.
     
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    WhotheVuckicHaris, Sep 24, 2011
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    This pretty much sums it up <laugh>

    Damn that puffin, and it's font of infinite wisdom :(
     
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    AH, Sep 24, 2011
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    I would love to see how the players would react to seeing this <laugh>
     
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    P.T.N, Sep 24, 2011
  19. Agent Bruce

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    They'd be afraid, they'd be very afraid. They'd be looking over their shoulders at the game to see if 'Chappy' was there ogling them and wondering what he would do to them.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 24, 2011
  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Imagine the reverse from SAFC..... Titus' eyes looking at you from across the bar....
     
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