Coronavirus

Get out.

 

The worst part of that call was that she was a former Dr.

 

Spare ribs aren't a big deal but now the virus has spread to the pizzas and pasta

 

I threw out all my noodles.

Cant be too safe guise

 

Trump: $8.3 billion for coronavirus.

Boris: £43 million should do it. Paid next year.

#whatcouldpossiblygowrong

 

Americans are paying the price for continuously ignoring the health service.

We invest every year mate, it's ready

 

You heard it too

I thought the pregnant teacher whose husband phoned up was a good call. The doctor didn't sound too convincing it wouldn't be transmitted.

 

Update: my local Chinese was closed. I can only presume they have all perished.

I got kebab instead.

 

I love that his priority is still the stock market.

"Share prices have gone down 10% but it's nothing to worry about because of me they'd risen 70% before that" What an utter thundercunt

 

The NHS have already announced Jeremy Hunt has ruined any chance of coping with coronavirus

 

There's no escape mate, where do you think the meat for that came from?

 

You're a dead man walking then mate.

Follow @Suckmyklopp and toss all your noodles.

 

He was basically saying throughout, that if you’re relatively healthy, don’t have serious heart or lung issues and aren’t an old gibber, you’re pretty sure to be OK.

 

Noodles are Japanese

 

Same thing

 

@BobbyD will not like this one bit

 

Fixed mate

 

... and wash your hands.

You'd think the message will eventually get through.

 

He’s out in York going all Bruce Lee on the EDL.