Off Topic SARS-CoV-2 Covid-19

Gonna go off like a Rocket

 

Come on, whose gonna be the first to 'What a pair of tits they are'?

Oh...

 

You got to the breast of the situation quickly...

 

First UK based Covid-19 death just announced. Getting on a bit apparently and not been in the best of health recently by all accounts.

RIP.

 

Pot Noodles...

https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/04/pani...pasta-pot-noodle-stocks-running-low-12345052/

 

Fake news?

 

No, they would say I dont have covid-19 cough,cough

 

It's been in the news since before Christmas, if people actually read news rather than social media clickbait they would be alot more educated on the fact

 

Finally, they have discovered a use for a bra.

 

Looks like it may be mutating into a more aggressive virus.

https://academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463

 

if you've got a snotty nose, it's not covid-19.

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah, well, obvious really innit?

 

be a vegan like me and then the virus wouldn't exist.
its always meat related viruses that happen

its sad that selfish meat eaters spread a deadly virus around the world


one of the worst problems in modern society is caused by mass production of cows etc,
if everyone just had one month free of meat, the world would be so much more healthy
but
meat eating is the bane of existence

 

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check how healthy the corona virus is for the earth, its literally saving the earth
for once, chinas disgusting pollution is gone

maybe meat eaters deserve it
but the earth is so much healthier without the chinese factories]

no one can dare mock vegans now.

not eating meat stops all these viruses.

 

if people in the uk wore a mask when they had a cold, it wouldn't spread
its actually disgraceful that we allow the cold/flu to spread
cause people who are sick dont wear a mask

its a bout time anyone with a cold wears a mask, its polite. it stops them spreading it
why are we so backwards to the asian countries
oh we have boris johnson as pm
and left eu
**** the uk

british troops spinning in the grave

everytime someone turns up to your work with a cold without a mask, they are ****s, and passing it you
be polite and wear a mask.

people always think, wont happen
and thats how **** spreads so much
its never me, that it can happen to

masks and hygeine
never touch your face

but corona virus will be a new seasonal illness, many vulnerable will die every winter from covid-19, far worse than influenza

 

I think you need a trip to your GP Brady
And quickly.

 

Coronavirus = Carnivorous

Anagram of Wuhan turned upside down = Human

Wuhan Coronavirus = Carnivorous Human.

It's beyond spooky.

 

Not another conspiracy theory surely

And Where's the M in Wuhan?