Well I had some good/bad (delete whichever depending if you are a positive person or a negative person ) news in my 3pm meeting today. Good for you lot too, as in about 2-3 months, all things going well I won't be posting as much during the day
You guys take the piss, but google is your friend https://planet.mysql.com/entry/?id=32629 Oh, and it helps being a geek and Linux guru.....
OK nipper us old farts appreciate your techkinology, Someone asked me how much ram I had the other day I told him he were up in the top field servicing the ewes.
Hello google my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of google
An elderly couple are in a church when the wife says to the husband “I’ve let out one of those silent farts, what shall I do?” The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
Was chances of getting a visa to visit the U.S if you have a criminal record? Anyone clued up on this type of thing? Thanks in advance.
Depends on the conviction. https://hub.unlock.org.uk/knowledgebase/travelling-america-usa/ Have a read of this, but I think it means you can't get the visa free entry, so have to apply for a visa proper, which probably requires an interview... You have to declare stuff, even if the offence is spent under British law. No chance if it's drugs related I think.