Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

It is commonly accepted by those in the know that if the cat had been facing the opposite way then Mr. Shaw would have actually invented the pencil sharpener.

 

It's a sign that you have been living away for too long.


Not the sign that's for a pie and a pint, the fact that you're shocked by it.

 

Yup - yesterday morning on kings road I grabbed a black coffee & a sausage roll to go for breakfast ....£12!
Twelve ****ing quid. Madness, every time it happens (most days!) I have to fight the urge to stop myself shouting ‘kinell... you robbing ****!

 

I could live for a week out here for that price including a few bottles of Heineken.

 

The last time we played Chelsea away we were at the White Horse pub on Parsons Green. They were charging seven quid for a scotch egg, one customer asked for a knife and fork to eat it, robbers and git comes to mind!

The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

It's a bit steep but regular fish and chips and a pint in Lion and Key, High Street will set you back nigh on £13. Go for large fish and you're looking at £15-16.

 

If In doubt get in the Wethers
Even in that London it’s cheap

 

On that reckoning the curry sauce must be about £5 a dollop.

 

**** off! It’s gravy on chips......

 

Oooh, oooh, oooh a new topic.

One that's never been discussed before.


So let's be clear.

Once and for all.

For all time.


Curry sauce on chips?

That's a yes.


Curry sauce on fish?

That's also a yes.





What?


What?

 

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You're a clever man Ernie, can you calculate how fast this duck must have been going?

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Doh....they didn’t have planes 2000 years ago!

 

Agreed, it's gravy on chips but this is FISH and chips. Curry sauce all the way.

 

Made in Goodmanham too.

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Distance travelled over time taken, innit.

Only in SI duck units.


Which is probably something like how far you can inefficiently fly over a medium sized pond before you inelegantly splash into the water divided by how long it takes to jump out of a lake and **** on a jetty.

 

Cheers mate. I guess the bill is in the post.

 

That just sounds like quackers to me.