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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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    Tobacco then spit it
     
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    all over the place
     
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    before the customers arrive
     
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    a huge metal bucket
     
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    For the many donations
     
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    of dirty underwear from
     
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    The old people's homes
     
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    You get the most
     
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    varied looking and smelling
     
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    Sausages in Kay’s catalogue
     
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    for free home delivery
     
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    But you have to
     
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    whistle while you work
     
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    So that Snow White
     
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    can wash her drawers
     
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    In her Welsh dresser
     
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    filled with odds and
     
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    even with evens which
     
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