Prediction League SPURS PREDICTION LEAGUE (Chelsea)

0-0 Bore draw

 

Chavs 2 - 0 Spurs

Cheers Spurf!

 

Chelsea 2 Spurs 1 Dele

 

2-0

Diving C*unt
Cheating pr*ck

for them

 

1-1 Deli

 

Phew! Just getting in this late prediction! (Did you miss me?) Can’t quite see us winning this one, but we might just be able to grit our teeth and grind out a draw. This week’s choice is the classic (?) “Lily the Pink” (with her "medicinal compound") by The Scaffold.

Tactical Trot Round (We’re on the Brink)

We need a drink a drink
Cos we’re on the brink the brink the brink
Of going fourth in the title race!
And we’ve invented a tactical trot round
That’s efficacious in every case!

Jan Vertonghen has proved he's a strong ‘un,
Though he’s not so quick to start.
Now when he goes for his tactical trot round
He still plays with all his heart.

Gio Lo Celso ha settled in well, so
He gets better every game.
We build our hopes on his tactical trot round -
We hope that José does the same!

We need a drink a drink, etc

Erik Lamela is an affable feller
José puts him on the bench.
Then he goes for his tactical trot round -
Gives his marker’s balls a wrench!

Eric Dier shows he can simply walk by yer
(Couldn’t run, ev’n if he tried!)
And when it’s time for his tactical trot round
He plods with skill, and plays with pride!

Lucas Moura’s an occasional scorer,
All his skills are so refined.
So when he goes for his tactical trot round
He leaves defenders far behind.

Dele Alli has started to dally,
But the crowd still sing his name.
Now when he goes for a tactical trot round
He could star in every game!

Up to fourth place when we’ve ascended
We shall start to feel like kings!
We’ll give the Chelski our tactical trot round
Hark! the Tottnam fans will sing!

Prediction: Chelski 2 Spurs 2
Scorers: Lo Celso, Bergwijn
Cheers, Spurf!

 

0-3
Bergwijn, Lucas, Lo Celso

 

2-0 Lo Celso x2

 

Chavs 2 Spurs 2 despite O'liverpool. Lo Celso and Bergwijn

 

Chelsea 1-2 Spurs (Lucas,Toby)