Ok ****y boys let’s keep the thread on topic loy. Ended up in some poncy bar tonight where the ladies were worse than Tel. . Anyways as a blood let from the rank fat ugly crumpet there was this prog on the TV called ‘Iron Fist{ (no pun included). Some fat Thai bitch was in a bake off with a top chef from a top hotel in BKK. Who do you think won?
You’re supposed to take them out the packaging, prick them with a pin, marinade in olive oil then carefully boot them out the back door into next door’s garden.