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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Ok ****y boys let’s keep the thread on topic loy. Ended up in some poncy bar tonight where the ladies were worse than Tel. :bandit:. Anyways as a blood let from the rank fat ugly crumpet there was this prog on the TV called ‘Iron Fist{ (no pun included). Some fat Thai bitch was in a bake off with a top chef from a top hotel in BKK. Who do you think won?
     
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  2. Bwood_Ranger

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    The **** is this?
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Whatever Sucky, that’s why they’re curved and come with lube. :bandit:
     
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  4. Sucky

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    I love it when you drink in the mornings <laugh>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re supposed to take them out the packaging, prick them with a pin, marinade in olive oil then carefully boot them out the back door into next door’s garden.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    You can do, seen them cooked in beer but personally I don't think it makes much difference.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You been sniffing the floor cleaner again bro?
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    I know. <laugh>
     
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  9. Sucky

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    No.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re gay then. That’s the only explanation.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Yes, stop leaving in the cupboard in the wash room ffs.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What you cooking bro?
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Mornings? Have you rolled early?
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Define early?
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

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    Not a lot tonight bro, been heavy on the soup with a German pal all day, missus Ginge is not happy. :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Cockaleaky?
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hi mate.

    Looks like you had a good night last night. <laugh>
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    Not quite but as you know I’m not a boy for sweet but the odd cream pie can’t hurt can it?
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Just another night...Nothing special.
     
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