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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Stockholm Tiger

    Stockholm Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I was given some Coconut moisturiser for Christmas and I've been using it now morning and night for 2 months. To be honest though i can't see any difference at all....
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  2. Mr Hatem

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    The coconut will be wet on the inside.
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ is there no depravity you won’t try
    ladyboys, goats now a coconut!! get help ffs
     
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  4. Febbos

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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Oh dear.
     
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  6. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Is boffing a coconut actually depraved?

    I don't think that it's illegal.


    Anyway how would you go about it?


    Drill a hole I guess.


    I usually access them by belting them with a mallet.

    Not in a sexual way, mind.

    Just 'cos they're notoriously difficult buggers to open.



    You could cut them in half and do the horsey, horsey, clip-clop noise I suppose.


    If you were relaxing in a gentlemanly manner whilst doing that, then I guess that could be perceived as being a bit depraved.



    As you were.
     
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  7. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    There's another use for coconuts.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Bras?
     
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  9. Mr Hatem

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    Horses for radio too.
     
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I dig
    You dig
    He digs
    She digs
    It digs
    We dig
    You dig
    They dig

    It’s a terrible poem. But it’s very deep.
     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    I dug
    You dug
    He dug
    She dug
    It dug
    We dug
    You dug
    They dug

    It’s still a terrible poem , but now it’s even deeper.
     
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  12. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  13. tigerscanada

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    It was his best mates Stag do, and he wasn't invited.
     
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  14. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Opening few seconds...and throughout...

     
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  15. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    Did you just call her 'it'?

    Oof, you're six feet under, buddy.
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Bought myself a Kit Kat when I was at the shops.

    Assembly seems pretty straightforward, just need to work out how to get the whiskers and tail to stay on.
     
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  19. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I got so drunk last night I don't know if I found some keys or lost a car.
     
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    love her or hate her..... she’s one of our own. I will be cheering her on. I hope you guys do too x
     
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