Rangers v Celtic

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lennon's a prick
And Big Jock Knew

 

Roses are red
Violets are flowers
Many farters were burst
At Torbett towers.

 

Roses are pink
Violets are purple
Yer da’s a ****
Yer maw’s a turtle


Bit limited with purple tbf

 

Roses are red
Kitchens have tiles
Mon's huge napper
Covers 18 square miles

 

Roses are red
Dev is a midget
Let's laugh at Gambol
Cause he's missing a digit.

 

Oh my god what have I started
If Gambols around he's probably sharted
Monnys a big headed taig, that much we already knew
Baz is getting bummed in Dubai and Trev is a Jew

 

Aldo is red
Blood vessels burstin
Time to head out
For some ***** hunting

 

Patience is fat
But Fuddy is older
Mrs Aldo has black eyes
Cos he already told her

 

Rose are red
Tina’s a munter
Pud’s the spitting image
of Billy Bunter

 

Yer maw looks like Martin Skrtel?

 

At the curry night out
We all caught Corona
Except for yermaw
Because he's a loner

 

There was a smell
That Gambol let linger
Ironically though
Not one he could finger

 

Simple Simon
Met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Unfortunately there are now tarrifs

 

Someone left Mindy's cage open again.

 

Roses are red
Mindy’s a spastic
His carers demand
That his cutlery’s plastic

 

Might want to correct that pronto before anyone notices!

 

Unloved and alone
In his bedsit he'll wake
GCs very own
Bipolar snowflake

 

Deserves to be written in crayon

 

Roses are red
ER never gets laid
If he wins his bet
He's not getting paid

 

It's Friday night
And Mindy's alone
Everyone else has friends
And he's sitting at home