Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

I can see why you would think that but no.

Legend has it that I go to M&S and collect underwear from the scanty section then go to the gents dressing room where I may or may not get dressed up in ladies underwear then proceed to rub one out and leave ejaculate in the gusset of one from a pack of 5 tanga briefs, then re-packing them and replacing them on the rack so that days or weeks later an unsuspecting burd goes to put on a pair of fresh knickers and finds them streaked with goo.

 

Everyone needs a hobby

 

That has never happened. You have the most beige existence recorded in human history.

 

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FS If coronavirus doesn't get you suffocation will.

 

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A British man who contracted coronavirus in Singapore appears to be linked to at least 11 other cases, prompting fears he could be a so-called "superspreader" - but what does it mean?

Apparently a person who has a disproportionately higher ability to infect others with a virus. Imagine my surprise having considered myself to be a superspreader with my love of philadelphia cheese.

 

@brb please change the title of this thread to Coronavirus hit England please.

 

@brb Change the title to coronavirus hits Great Britain please.

GSTQ
RULE BRITANNIA

 

Chinese takeaway...

 

It's killed by alcohol and cold temperatures...

It's never going to survive in scotland

 

Killed by cocaíne too

 

Much the same as ma Granny tbf.

 

As if I just finished reading this fred, looked up and saw a Corona beer sign on bargin hunt.
It's a ****ing sign

 

wow!!!!

 

I changed the title to include the United Kingdom. If you don't consider yourselves part of the United Kingdom then do your own chuffing thread.

 

You should ask ask Grove to change it to British Isles, so you feel included

 

Here I have a job for you that's right up your street,
https://www.independent.ie/business...f-possible-coronavirus-exposure-38941936.html