Off Topic OLOF's political thread

Lads, and lasses, my fellow 606ers, I have something to get of my chest

I’ve been thinking about this for some time, and I’ve decided that this is something I can’t put off any longer. I have to bare my soul and be true to myself, no matter how much emotional anguish I am subjecting myself and my dear family to

I am heterosexual.

There, I’ve said it. Now everybody knows and I don’t care. I feel free for the first time in my life, as though a great burden has been lifted off me. I know a good few on here will be very disappointed with me coming out because being straight in todays society is unacceptable, but I am what i am, I love women I can't change that, I need to get on with my life now and it starts today, also being a white male I am looking for a beautiful black woman and have a mixed race family like they do on all the ads on tv
please will the left wing bully boys on here refrain from your heterophobic comments,, I can't help being a straight white male in todays modern Britain I just want to live my life the way I want to
Thankyou. Alf

 

Why waste your time, Alf? No-one cares if you're hetero, you have to be a member of a minority group and be abused by other groups before anyone will take any notice. If you were black or Asian or, God forbid, a woman you would be taken more seriously. As it is, you are just normal and that does count for diddley squat.

 

But Chesh, Ms Begum is living in poor conditions in Syria. If she says she's sorry, surely we should take her back?

 

Alf, you're very brave...

It's my turn now.....

I'm a lesbian...

 

New news only please

 

No one who saw the interview she did where she said people should have sympathy for all she had been through could fail to have been moved. You’d have to have a heart of stone not to want her back here even if that incurred a few costs in terms of police protection, accommodation, new identity maybe. We should go this, its the liberal, compassionate thing to do.

 

I totally agree im gonna start a crowdfunding appeal to raise half a million quid to help this poor misguided young British lady, shes one of ours and we should look after her, who's in ?

 

Sounds good to me I will give it my full support providing I get first dibbs

 

Fook off they should shoot her, and all her family.

Nice try elland

 

So am I, I love shagging women.

 

I've donated a rope, if they want to string her up.

 

You chancey bastard, OLOF, we know where the money will end up and Leeds would buy a much needed striker. You can fool a Yorkshireman like that but don;t try it on Londoners. They would collect the money and send it to the camp she is in to pay for her keep for the next forty or fifty years.

 

yes bring her back, living down south is punishment enough.

 

Thanks 2p, youre a man of compassion please send me as much money as possible to sort code 12-23-99 card no 56733429871127. please everyone support this cause and get this 'British' girl and her junior Isis young son home
#olofneedsanewvantohelpshamimaintohernewcouncilhouse

 

Thanks for that somethings on it’s way 2240 pounds actually

 

Well done Alf, to quote a big titted daytime tv presenter, "I've never been so proud of you for coming out as Heterosexual"
its very difficult admitting to be a white working straight male in Britain today Well done, you're a very brave man my friend
I now understand why Lee and Davy wanted to go to a bar full of weirdo's dressed up like they were in a Frankie goes to Hollywood video, they just wanted to fit in, they should be brave like yourself and admit they love women, that's if they do of course, i'm not so sure about them, they seemed to love it in that tranny bar full of freaks

 

Looks like Fern Britton knew about Phillipa Schofield years ago
no wonder she was sacked

 

Always the soft touch.

 

Have some sympathy today. I support Remain AND Leeds United.