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Match Day Thread Toon v Oxford United / Oxford v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 21, 2020.

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Don't even have a forward on the pitch, better not go to penos.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Feb 4, 2020
  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I just don’t want it to go to penalties. We never win on penalties.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 4, 2020
  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Every single game we have the Longstaffs sat in midfield we perform terribly.

    Don't care if they score now and again, they can't control the middle.
     
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    Welshie, Feb 4, 2020
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    What a shot, Atsu.

    Or is it What? A shot? Atsu?
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 4, 2020
  5. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Nice taste of Atsu there. Does a little bit of nothing before smashing it to Bicester Village.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Feb 4, 2020
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Some of our players aren't even running anymore. We've gone from headless chickens to legless chickens! :headbang:
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 4, 2020
  7. Seabass

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    FFS that was a good chance and Atsu just blazed it
     
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    Seabass, Feb 4, 2020
  8. Roland Deschain

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    Matt Longstaff is not remotely ready for this responsibility, because the rest of the team is so ****. Should've been Hayden from the start, and Almiron should never have gone off.

    We keep playing players in the wrong place.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Feb 4, 2020
  9. Doc.

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    yeah but he did , so whats your point
     
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    Doc., Feb 4, 2020
  10. leez

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    Early shift the morn. Bastard lol
     
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    leez, Feb 4, 2020

  11. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Sadly l think there is a goal in this yet and l suspect we won’t score it.
    Agree though, if it goes to pens we won’t win.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Feb 4, 2020
  12. Doc.

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    bruce is clueless ...

    you can see over time the effects of his ability
     
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    Doc., Feb 4, 2020
  13. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    <laugh>
    What are they doing? Do they want pens!
     
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  14. Delusional Full Stop

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    And Atsu demonstrates why he’s not a first team regular.



    ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 4, 2020
  15. Seabass

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    Are you serious!?
     
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    Seabass, Feb 4, 2020
  16. Seabass

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    That's Sunday league level finishing
     
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    Seabass, Feb 4, 2020
  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    What’s the prat doing, calls for the pass and then passes it to.....
    No one, even if it had reached a Yedlin, he was offside.
    We are so very poor.
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Feb 4, 2020
  18. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    That was decent though!
     
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    ----HistoryRepeating----, Feb 4, 2020
  19. Delusional Full Stop

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    Maxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    Get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 4, 2020
  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Feb 4, 2020
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