Off Topic If you were a player

im going to absolutely pepper you with my opinions now mate

 

@Roy Munson

Stop being a **** and tell us your position for **** sake

 

You've done plenty dribbling today

 

oh no its pinky now aswel

 

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youre the one that has given away your position not me

 

CDM or FB for me, not bombing forwards though, rather pick a sensible pass and make some tackles!

 

I was a right winger, but also played in behind the striker.
Never really understood how a football mad city like Newcastle hadn’t produced a top class ladies team? Come to that neither did Man U.
Played against the Donny Belles a few times in cup games.
Hard as nails those lasses lol
Played against the Cleveland Spartans in the FA Cup, l think they went on to be Sunderland Ladies.
As far as success and classy football, sadly it was always Arsenal Ladies.
It would have been my dream to wear the black and white stripes and the number 9 shirt.

 

I’m sure there was a story you were going to tell us Mrs GLIF about your time in football.

PS Wingers don’t play with No 9 on their back so keep your hands off.

 

all the ****ers wanna play up front.


im going cb or dm and im running the show.

disciplinary issues a plenty

 

letting them know im there

 

tactical foul ... taking one for the team

 

Exactly where I put you.

You'll be our mental centre back @Roy Munson like a Roy Keane type. Telling @Ben 10 to tuck his ****ing shirt in and @Albert's Chip Shop to get down the ****ing gym.

Screaming at me when you get a red, just cause it can't be your fault.

 

If he starts any **** we'll have a Dyer/Bowyer situation on our hands

 

thats you out the squad then

 

Right back me. Was either there or classy sweeperish centre back or at a pinch midfield. To be honest anywhere I don't have to cover for Albert continuously.

 

Probably too late to the partybut I was a pretty decent centre-back a long time ago. Sometimes played as a right footed left back just cos we never had a left back. Sounds familiar...

 

The only bit that sounds familiar is “Probably too late to the party”

 

So wheres this Not606 team?

I'm happy to play back up to CC at DM as I have a feeling after fighting with his team mates, assaulting the ref for sending him off and then Cantona style kicking a fan for laughing at him on the way down the tunnel and then punching a wall and breaking his wrist I'll get a decent run of games in while he's suspended for 187 years!