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    They've just found a mummy in Egypt covered in chocolate and chopped nuts........

    The experts say it's PHAROAH ROCHER
     
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    Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef?

    Gordon Ramesses
     
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    I posted that recently <whistle>

    Now that's a new one to me, very funny <laugh> <cheers>
     
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    Who was the Pharaoh's favourite counterfeiter?

    Taffesses <laugh>
     
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    Oi - I’ll tell my Mummy about you.... <laugh>
     
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    Pharoah 'nuff. You were bound to say that though.

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    My friend - he’s into pyramid selling.....
     
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    Wow, what a stinker! Straight from the sphinxter, Giza. I've been tutting more than ankhamun. Time to bury these puns :grin:
     
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    My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
     
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    I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ”He’s trying to pull a fast one”.
     
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    Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says

    ”Oi – get out! We don’t want your type in here”
     
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