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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Which would you choose and why?

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 31, 2020
  2. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    time travel

    win lottery and every sporting bet available


    only a moron would pick any other
     
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    Fox Mulder, Jan 31, 2020
  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Waste of time the READ MINDS PILL
    It doesn't work
    Scientists still haven't figured out how to read Roy's Ramblings
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 31, 2020
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  4. Fox Mulder

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    you chose unwisely fella not me
     
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    Fox Mulder, Jan 31, 2020
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  5. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    I used to love a good pill back in the day... Rhubarb and custards where the best.:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja<wizard>
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Jan 31, 2020
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    If it was like Professor X I'd go for that. Cos then I can just make Jeff Bezos put me on a massive million dollar contract completely valid and taxed and never have to worry about cash again.

    Or I could read someone's mind and pick up an entire language instantly. Or anything else.
     
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  7. Fox Mulder

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    all the same just good batches mate ..diff pics
     
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  8. Fox Mulder

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    tbh I fail to see how any of these pills will work, so I'll pass .
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    #doves
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Time travel!
     
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  11. Ben 10

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    I'll just have a pint and 2 e's Karen
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    any other isn't on the list.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jan 31, 2020
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  13. Fox Mulder

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    no point in reading your mind theres just nothing
     
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    Fox Mulder, Jan 31, 2020
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    Good to see you back :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jan 31, 2020
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  15. Fox Mulder

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    hows the pooch ? i hope its out the barbie raincoat..
     
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  16. Blyth_bucaneer

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    Invisible for me, you'd be able to look in literally anyones knicker draw undetected. Wow.
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer, Jan 31, 2020
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    is that all you would do ? id be raping woman left right and centre..
     
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  18. Blyth_bucaneer

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    I'd probably be moderated to death if I ran through even less than a quarter of the potential possibilities.
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Not on the Newcastle board mate.

    I think we have three of the laziest mods on planet earth

    I'm joking they're all a laugh really.
     
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    Just realised I've posted on the mag board, best ask for my account to be deleted... LOL.
     
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