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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    How come there's enough tarmac to make speed humps, but not enough to fill pot holes?
     
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    My blonde wife and I got into an argument because I accused her of being stupid.

    Eventually she jumped up out of her seat and yelled, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out of that door!"

    I replied, "The plane hasn't landed yet."
     
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    I love my job as an anaesthetist. Just as my patient is about to go under, I love to call them by the wrong name and tell them not to worry your vasectomy will be over shortly!
     
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