Moyes, no wins in four games ...

I think that's tidied it enough.

 

Our manager is a Scotsman
He wears a Scotsman's hat
He wears a three piece suit
And he lives in a fancy flat
He looks a proper ****er
With his great big Davey Moyes grin
Every time he signs a player
They end up in the bin.


I'll get me coat

 

Next verse...

He signed some lads at Christmas
And most of them we forget
So when he picks the line up
We don't know who'll we get
Now one fan he got nasty
And to the club he wrote
If you don't **** off the scotsman
I'll shove bubbles down your throat

 

We have a poet laureate in our midst, good try Ozzy, and quite funny to boot.

 

I wonder what his excuse would be this time if he took them down?

 

A haiku you tried,
Stick to the day job boyo,
Please do not be sad

 

I've been at their last two games. They were dreadful against West Brom. Last night though, they gave Liverpool a decent game and for the first half hour, looked like they could at least hold out for the draw. Their problem is that with Felipe Anderson out and Lanzini badly out of form, they've got no spark in midfield (Fornals has done nothing and Snodgrass is awful). Moyes is right about Arnautovic. Without him they've got no focus up front and Haller has done nothing really. The system they were playing when he was at Eintracht Frankfurt suited him much better and West Ham don't really have the players to play that way. If I was them, I'd be going for a new centre forward today.

 

My guess is 'the players failing to buy into his vision'.

 

Hasn't OGS now lost more games than he has won at MU. reputations count for nothing in football.

 

Moyes doesn’t need excuses, he’s clearly one of the worlds best coaches, as proven at United, Sociedad and Sunderland.

If they go down, it was clearly the moon aligning with Jupiter that did it.

 

Long may it continue, has he spouted relegation battle yet.

 

Did he not say in his first press conference “ I win football matches that’s what I do “
Some bloke him like

 

That was absolutely embarrassing ...

... like a granny flashing her tits at a wedding and shouting 'howay lads get your lips round these buggers!'

 

drop into bottom three
hope they go down absolute ****er is Moyes

 

£20m on a championship striker the mags were more careful not signing him after signing Joe ! Bruce better than Moyes then, he could have had Grigg for £5m hehe. How will West ham cope if they go down ? still paying off that stadium.

 

You may get your wish mate.

Their next two games are away to Man City and Liverpool after which they'll be second bottom imo.

After that they have a big pressure match at home to a Southampton team in good form.

In March they're away to Spurs and Arsenal with Wolves at home ...

... cheap month for diesel, on the team coach, but could cost them their PL prospects.

 

NOW PLUS ONE!!

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Hope the last bit is wrong.... I hate them both and want them both down!!!

 

Cheap, available and compliant.
3 very good reasons when your owners are Sullivan and gold

 

A draw the