Hoddle is a God

Not even a page in 3 hours. Washed up.

He’s a double G...... cup.

Would **** Sucky’s **** up in a fair fight.

 

He’s been rinsed more than a ranch whores minge, but still keeps coming back for more.

For that alone he deserves respect.

 

I think two pages clearly shows he's a has been. Should have died and reinvented himself, but he love's his own self-indulgence too much.

 

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True mate, but then I don't need the forum to get me through life.

 

I find it's a great help with getting me through life, it's like a ****ed up version of The Samaritans where instead of being nice and offering you a cup of tea they call you a **** and abuse your dog.

I often feel better after posting on here.

 

Fair shout mate, there are some pretty ****ed up ****s on here.

 

Hiag used to be very funny but just like ricky gervais, hes become an old has been. Times have moved on friend.

Still i have nothing against hiag. Hes a nice enough guy

 

So.... @PISKIE , what was the issue with that bet with HiaG that he (allegedly) welched on?








Just tryin to get you some pages bru.

 

2 Pages?

Hardly akin to the Elvis ‘68 Comeback Special this. More like H from Steps doing a comeback gig at Butlins Skeggy.

Faded and jaded, sad to see tbh.

 

This is a tragic and depressing conclusion to HIAG’s career. The lad made more come back attempts than Owen Hargreaves, but ultimately it’s time to get in the bin. Absolute has-been.

Kiss the motherfuckin ring on your way out, ya bitchass trick.

 

Jeez, this thread has been up for 7 hours and only achieved 2 pages, I've heard of warm up acts, but it's becoming more of a sympathy thread now

I even feel a song coming on;

Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
I've heard a rumor from Admin Control
Oh no, don't say it's true
They got a message from the Hoddle Man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed, love
Sordid details following"

The shrieking of nothing is killing, just
Pictures of doxxing in synthesis and I
Ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but not606 it's glowing

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know HiaG's not a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

 

Which one ?

 

Do a thread on Hitler and bobby be like:

Evil personified. Responsible for the murder of millions.
But the buses ran on time so he’s a nice enough guy.

 

And he gave the world the VW Beetle, so let's not judge him too harshly

 

We're gonna have to go of topic to save this one but I can't be arsed.

 

Me neither

 

Ok, I'm feeling really sad for the guy now, only 2 pages!

Do you think we should close it to put him out of his misery, just to save him further embarrassment?