Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Out the other side
Had a ****ing sore jaw on Saturday Tell you more tomorrow

 

Talked too much?

 

One if your daughters had had enough and smacked you in the mouth?

 

Wrong on both counts No fun dealing with a midering **** when you're on e. For some reason, that stuff makes you grind your teeth. My eldest dealt with him in the end, so all was well. There was a band on and it was busy as ****, so seating was at a premium. Birthday was Friday and I still have four pints in the pump today

 

That should keep you occupied for half an hour.
Haven't been keeping up and didn't realise it was your birthday. Happy Belated Birthday.

 

Why did you have a sore jaw then?

 

err cos he had been grinding his teeth due to his ingestion of an ecstasy tab .

 

Thanks saint, but I'm not a particularly fast drinker. Just relentless

 

This ^

 

I was working from home yesterday (and today). There was a knock on the door at about 11 am. Someone in a Hi-Viz. I hadn't ordered anything and was pretty sure the unit hadn't either. I opened it and it was a sow (female copper). She asked me if I was the owner/occupier which I confirmed. She then asked if I'd heard any disturbance the previous night. I said I hadn't, which made a change from previous inhabitants (it's a privately-owned council 'safe-house'), given the trouble I'd had over the previous 2 years. She came back and knocked on again. Unit answered the door this time and she invited the copper in, with me having a quarter of weed on the coffee table. It was moved swiftly She then asked me my name and my contact number and when I asked why, she said there had been an 'incident' next door.

I went to the Cheese later on. Apparently, and unbeknown to me, my street had been closed off. Three cop cars, an ambulance and the forensics followed by dogs. Finally, the coroners van arrived and a body was brought out on a gurney. I was blissfully unaware of all of it. At least that new tenant didn't cause me any problems Wonder what the **** they'll put in there next

 

French people.

 

Absolute class, saint I will have to get over to sheepland to see you

 

Well, I thought that but it followed with "My eldest dealt with him in the end"

 

That was getting rid of a tosser who was irritating our esteemed elder.
Well that's how I read it

 

It's was very poorly written...

 

Correct

 

No details then? In what way was this mysterious tosser causing irritation? Frenchness? A quite uncalled for sobriety?
There are so many possibilities.

 

For a start, he was wearing a leisure tracksuit. He was trying it on with my eldest, while I was telling him to shut the **** up and piss off. He then starts trying to talk to me, which was the last thing I wanted! I only wanted people I actually appreciated around me in that situation. My eldest handled it in the end

 

Should have been arrested just for that.