You need to make a rap about that for the rap thread. Something like... Astro is dumb, he’s no big hitter Man with the teddy takes it right up the ****ter Etc. You can have that one, mate. Word up, yeah!
Francis prances down the streets in Dorset. The big daft **** in high heels and corset. He's crusing for star. But things are looking sparse. But so he goes for big Mac, and takes one up the back. Francis